This is a new version of the song 'Primadonna' by Marina & the Diamond sung by our Taoiseach, our divine leader, our sagacious sage, our spiritual guide, Der Führer, Enda Kenny. He may or may not have helped me write this.
Fine Gael chief, yeahAll I ever wanted was the DáilI'm not here for the long haulThe Fine Gael life, the rise and fallYou say Ireland's going to defaultBut I say it's Fianna Fáil's faultCan't wait for a second bailout, babeYou can count on me to make you pay
Fine Gael chief!
Would you do anything for me?Pay your household charge for me?Even vote for austerity?Forget the Lisbon Treaty right now, babyGerry Adams on the TV screenTalking shite 'bout my policiesThe poor think he's a real heroThey don't have a clue about the IMF deal though
The five point plan? Ignore, nore, nore!I really hate Gilmore, more, moreI fuck the poor like they're whore, whore, whoresI am the Mayo lord!
And I'm the Fine Gael chief, yeahAll I ever wanted was the DáilI'm not here for the long haulThe Fine Gael life, the rise and fallYou say Ireland's going to defaultBut I say it's Fianna Fáil's faultCan't wait for a second bailout, babeYou can count on me to make you pay
Fine Gael chief!
Fill the planes up with the unemployed Fuckin' bitches with the Anglo boysGet what they want coz they asked for itNot because they're really that deserving of itLoving Merkel like a heifer loves hayIn the EU we've got to stayThey say our Corporate Tax is too lowI really don't know why that's such a big deal though
Going down, mostly down, down, downLabour are only clown, clown, clownsBy the IMF deal we are bound, bound, boundI miss Sarkozy, he was sound
And I'm the Fine Gael chief, yeahAll I ever wanted was the DáilI'm here for the long haulThe Fine Gael life, the rise and fallYou say Ireland's going to defaultBut I say it's Fianna Fáil's faultCan't wait for a second bailout, babeYou can count on me to make you pay
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